diff --git a/LICENSE.md b/LICENSE.md
index c024020..65ab3eb 100644
--- a/LICENSE.md
+++ b/LICENSE.md
@@ -55,19 +55,23 @@ in any of the following ways:
 ### RESTRICTIONS:
 
 I informally forbid you from using any copy of this work
-in any of the following ways (these are the aforementioned
-"restrictions specified below"):
+in any of the following ways:
 
-* any way whatsoever, if you're a capitalist pig, one-percenter, fascist,
-  fascist apologist, royalist, royalist apologist, racist/sexist/homophobic /
-  transphobic/queerphobic/Islamophobic/antisemitic/anti-Palestinian/ableist /
-  sizeist/poorphobic/classist/anti-Irish/pro-war/nationalist /
-  etc other unspecified variety of scum-sucking piece of garbage;
+* any way whatsoever, if you're a scum-sucking piece of garbage
+  (meaning a capitalist pig, one-percenter, fascist, fascist apologist,
+  royalist, racist / sexist / homophobic / transphobic / queerphobic /
+  Islamophobic / antisemitic / anti-Palestinian / ableist / sizeist /
+  poorphobic / classist / anti-Irish / pro-war / nationalist /
+  modern-day federal government official / etc other unspecified variety
+  of horrible person);
 
 * any way intended to generate profit to any such extent
   as to *turn you into* a capitalist pig
   (though I sympathize with the temptation);
 
+* on behalf of, or to knowingly assist with any aim,
+  any scum-sucking piece of garbage as previously defined;
+
 * any way intended or highly likely to result in physical injury or death
   to anyone who isn't a scum-sucking piece of garbage as previously defined;
 
@@ -93,7 +97,19 @@ in any of the following ways (these are the aforementioned
 * minting or exchanging NFTs or cryptocurrency;
 
 * otherwise destroying the fucking Earth in any way
-  more severe than the work already does.
+  more severe than the work already does;
+
+* surveillance;
+
+* censorship;
+
+* spyware / malware;
+
+* incorporating telemetry or backdoors;
+
+* aiding an authoritarian regime;
+
+* you know, that sort of thing.
 
 ### CONSEQUENCES: