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# blujai831's Extralegal-Copyleft Doomsday License Agreement (ECDLA)
This work copyright (c)2025-present alias blujai831 <webmaster@blujai831.dev>.
## FORMALLY:
I, Licensor, hereby extend to the Licensee of a copy of this Work
all non-exclusive non-patent rights to the Work
which you, applicable jurisdiction, would vest in me the authority to bestow.
I cannot be held liable under any circumstances for any consequences
of owning, using, conveying, etc the Work.
Any conditions or restrictions stipulated below this point are null and void.
## INFORMALLY, AND ADDRESSED TO THE COURT:
IANAL, clearly, but if you, applicable jurisdiction,
are "some of the good ones," I trust you'll interpret the above clause
in its clearly intended spirit, and not pick it apart
and find likely-obvious loopholes or ambiguities
just to screw over one or both parties to whatever dumbass lawsuit.
If you're going to maliciously misinterpret this license agreement anyway,
then with the world being what it is these days,
there's clearly nothing anyone can do to stop you
from within the system anymore anyway.
## INFORMALLY, AND ADDRESSED TO THE LICENSEE:
This is an extralegal copyleft license agreement.
The intention is to notify you of those of your rights with regard to the work
which I as its rightful owner will personally respect
in my own private and individual conduct toward you.
It is not to be mistaken as meaningfully legally binding,
and that's because the government has gone to shit.
My home country is now officially a fascist empire.
Applicable jurisdiction can no longer be trusted to do their fucking job
and not just gag themselves all day on Tronald J. Dump's stumpy orange chode.
### PERMISSIONS:
You have my informal permission to keep and use a copy of this work
in any of the following ways:
* private use;
* studying the source code in order to paraphrase it in your own work,
not subject to any restrictions, not even those specified below;
* copying, modifying, redistributing, or providing access to
the entire work or substantial verbatim portions thereof,
for profit or otherwise, subject to restrictions specified below;
* anything along those lines.
### RESTRICTIONS:
I informally forbid you from using any copy of this work
in any of the following ways:
* any way whatsoever, if you're a scum-sucking piece of garbage
(meaning a capitalist pig, one-percenter, fascist, fascist apologist,
royalist, racist / sexist / homophobic / transphobic / queerphobic /
Islamophobic / antisemitic / anti-Palestinian / ableist / sizeist /
poorphobic / classist / anti-Irish / pro-war / nationalist /
modern-day federal government official / etc other unspecified variety
of horrible person);
* any way intended to generate profit to any such extent
as to *turn you into* a capitalist pig
(though I sympathize with the temptation);
* on behalf of, or to knowingly assist with any aim,
any scum-sucking piece of garbage as previously defined;
* any way intended or highly likely to result in physical injury or death
to anyone who isn't a scum-sucking piece of garbage as previously defined;
* any way intended to remove anyone from any labor market
or deny anyone access to survival essentials,
supposing such person is not a scum-sucking piece of garbage
as previously defined;
* any way intended to hurt the reputation of someone who doesn't deserve it
(though I will be inclined to be lenient if I can be convinced
*you genuinely believe* they deserve it, even if I don't agree);
* subscription leasing;
* sublicensing / relicensing;
* misrepresentation of the work's origin;
* training, prompting, or combining with generated output of,
an artificial neural network, large language model,
or anything else that uses gradient descent for any purpose;
* minting or exchanging NFTs or cryptocurrency;
* otherwise destroying the fucking Earth in any way
more severe than the work already does;
* surveillance;
* censorship;
* spyware / malware;
* incorporating telemetry or backdoors;
* aiding an authoritarian regime;
* you know, that sort of thing.
### CONSEQUENCES:
If someone violates the informal spirit of this license agreement,
I will personally come after them in an extralegal capacity (in Minecraft).
ACAB. Fuck the police and motherfuck the law.